There’s just something about funny stories and memes about teaching that only teacher will understand. These Funny Preschool Teacher Quotes will have you thinking of the reasons why you actually ‘get’ these jokes.
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Funny preschool teacher quotes
When you’re a preschool teacher, there’s a certain amount of happenings in a day that you simply cannot share with your colleague who, for example teaches second grade.
They simply will not ‘get’ it. For instance, they won’t get the fact that the sentence ‘Why are you licking your shoe?’ is said quite often in a preschool class and it is quite common to walk past a preschool teacher yelling, “Please put your pants on!”.
Today, my friends, I will share with you some fun memes and quotes that only my fellow pre-k teachers will understand – sure, some of them are also applicable to other grades, but these ones in particular are set for preschool!
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Funny preschool quotes
Herding cats? Why no, it’s just preschool.
When you feel like nothing you say is ever loud enough and you’re constantly making sure the students aren’t ‘running around loosely while the principal gives an important school speech’.
Nap time?
Yes, please! Why did we ever get rid of nap time during the year 2020??
Did your school do the same? Let me know in the comments below.
This is truly one of my pet peeves.
Whenever someone says this or actually gives me this sentence loosely, I give them the ‘marking and lesson prepping on holidays and after school speech’.
Sometimes, we can have good days.
And other days, we can be somewhat dysfunctional.
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If you’ve heard all the excuses in the world. You’re probably right.
I don’t think I have heard any ‘new’ excuses.
I’m not sure about you, but I literally HIDE when this happens.
It’s not because I don’t want to be seen, but it’s also the fact that I simply cannot be seen at that moment. 😉
Preschool teaching can certainly be fun, but it does have a lot of downsides.
It ain’t for the faint of heart.
Ever felt like an actual actress or actor?
Well, that’s because you probably are.
This is why we have to pull out tricks one by one and see which one actually works.
Anyone else feel the same way about the classroom?
As much as I try to keep it neat, I’m always failing miserably at it!
Do you ever hear your name being randomly called out?
Well, that’s because EVERYONE knows it.
I’m always hungry!
It’s a constant daily thing I need and want.
When I’m teaching, it’s just EXTRA.
I’m extra ravenous, however, I will eat anything available in the lounge if I must, lol!
I hope you enjoyed these!
There are of course, more funny quotes coming to this blog.