3 Popular Parodies of Christmas Songs [for teachers and most of us really]
Looking to bring some laughs to your classroom this holiday season? These parodies of Christmas songs are just what you need! Whether you’re wrangling PreK chaos, dodging sticky fingers, or tackling the winter sniffles, these funny Christmas carols will have both teachers and kids giggling along.
From funny Xmas songs to tunes tailored for the classroom, you’ll find plenty of cheerful (and relatable) verses to lighten up your day. Perfect for Christmas songs for school or just a good laugh during holiday prep, these funny Christmas songs for kids will make the season a little brighter—and a lot sillier! 🎶
Keep reading for lyrics you’ll love singing all December long!
🎶 “Teacher Wonderland” 🎶
(To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Verse 1
Snot is glistening,
Kids are sniffling,
Wiping sleeves, oh so baffling.
In the classroom we stay,
Through the chaos each day,
Living in a teacher wonderland.
Verse 2
Kids are coughing,
Sneezes launching,
“Where’s your tissue?” I keep asking.
Little feet on the run,
While I dream of day one,
Living in a teacher wonderland.
Bridge
In the circle, they just keep on wriggling,
Crayons flying, glue is in their hair!
Oh, the germs are truly multiplying,
And someone just fell out of their chair!
Verse 3
Markers missing,
Glue is sticking,
“Stop that licking!” (Oh, it’s never-ending!)
But we laugh through it all,
In the classroom so small,
Living in a teacher wonderland!
🎶
🎶 “Here Comes Germy Claus” 🎶
(To the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus”)
Verse 1
Here comes Germy Claus, here comes Germy Claus,
Right into our PreK room!
Sneezy noses, sticky fingers,
And glue sticks gone ka-boom!
Clean those tables, grab your tissues,
Wash your hands, oh please!
‘Cause Germy Claus is spreading fast,
Don’t forget to cough and sneeze!
Verse 2
Here comes Silly Claus, here comes Silly Claus,
Running through the hall!
Kids are giggling, papers crinkling,
Markers on the wall!
Grab those crayons, herd the kiddos,
“Sit back down right here!”
We’ll survive this crazy day
With laughter, love, and cheer!
🎶
🎶 “Oh Classroom Tree” 🎶
(To the tune of “O Christmas Tree”)
Verse 1
Oh classroom days, oh classroom days,
The kids are wild and silly!
With glue on hands and toys that land,
They’re always oh-so busy.
The chairs are tipped, the snacks are spilled,
Someone’s shoes are lost, I feel!
Oh classroom days, oh classroom days,
You test my patience daily.
Verse 2
Oh little hands, oh little hands,
Why must you touch everything?
The crayons snap, the scissors flap,
And stickers stick on ceilings!
But through it all, they learn and grow,
Even when it’s chaos, so—
Oh little hands, oh little hands,
You fill my heart with meaning.
🎶
🎶 “The Twelve Days of PreK Chaos” 🎶
(To the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”)
Verse 1
On the first day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
A crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 2
On the second day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 3
On the third day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 4
On the fourth day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 5
On the fifth day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
FIVE BROKEN THINGS!
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 6
On the sixth day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Six kids a-running,
FIVE BROKEN THINGS!
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 7
On the seventh day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Seven chairs a-tipping,
Six kids a-running,
FIVE BROKEN THINGS!
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 8
On the eighth day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Eight shoes a-missing,
Seven chairs a-tipping,
Six kids a-running,
FIVE BROKEN THINGS!
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 9
On the ninth day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Nine noses dripping,
Eight shoes a-missing,
Seven chairs a-tipping,
Six kids a-running,
FIVE BROKEN THINGS!
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 10
On the tenth day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Ten pencils snapping,
Nine noses dripping,
Eight shoes a-missing,
Seven chairs a-tipping,
Six kids a-running,
FIVE BROKEN THINGS!
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 11
On the eleventh day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Eleven markers drying,
Ten pencils snapping,
Nine noses dripping,
Eight shoes a-missing,
Seven chairs a-tipping,
Six kids a-running,
FIVE BROKEN THINGS!
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
Verse 12
On the twelfth day of PreK chaos, my kiddos gave to me…
Twelve kids a-singing,
Eleven markers drying,
Ten pencils snapping,
Nine noses dripping,
Eight shoes a-missing,
Seven chairs a-tipping,
Six kids a-running,
FIVE BROKEN THINGS!
Four loud screams,
Three snack spills,
Two gluey fingers,
And a crayon stuck under the seat!
🎶 End with a tired sigh… but a big smile! 🎶
